Your Bad Day

Can and will get worse. Why? Because $%^& you, that’s why.

Just be thankful that you don’t live under the thumb of an oppressive totalitarian regime that intentionally starves you and everyone that you love to keep you from rising up. No, you only have to worry about the cold heartless corporate capitalist machine chewing you up and spitting you out.

When life gives you lemons; Ask to speak to the manager. Unless the manager is a state representative of the DPRK.

Written on August 25, 2021