Attention Bandwidth

There’s a finite amount of time that you can focus on any given thing. The sheer volume of people who don’t instinctively comprehend that concept is baffling. Aspiring Twitch streamers lacking in any charismatic qualities are particularly obtuse in that regard.

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Your Bad Day

Can and will get worse. Why? Because $%^& you, that’s why.

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Sage Advice

Always have duct tape on-hand. Don’t ask why. The why will reveal itself at a later time.

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Going To The Cinema

Is probably what I miss most in a post-pandemic society. I know that many venues have opened back up, but the harsh truth is… There have not been, and probably won’t be any great movies until at least the later half of 2022.

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I Recently Discovered

That there’s a fairly large and vocal group of people who didn’t find any part of Wes Anderson’s film, The Grand Budapest Hotel – to be comedic or enjoyable. I hope that I’m never forced to share their company.

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Collegiates

Anecdotally, happen to be some of the most entitled, lazy, and unintelligent people that I’ve ever had the displeasure of sharing oxygen with. A consistent attitude of, “I went to college so that I wouldn’t HAVE to work hard!.

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Graphics in Games

Are a façade that obfuscate the truth. The only thing that actually changes between games is the order and frequency in which you deliver inputs into an interface. If you can’t enjoy a game because, “The graphics are terrible!”, then perhaps your aptitude for imagination is just poor.

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